What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 14:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Is Trump a complete idiot?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the signs of legitimate BPO project opportunities versus scams?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it possible to remove producers’ voice tags or vocals from a beat (like purchase your track today)?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Still no good.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Joni Ernst Issues Non-Apology for Joke About People Dying Due to GOP Medicaid Cuts - Rolling Stone

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

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